Just Had To Throw This In Here...

You might be a missionary if you...

- Greet everyone in the room when all you need to do is say hello and sit down.
- Read a National Geographic magazine and realize, "I know those people..."
- Have to stop and think about what to do with used toilet paper...
- Keep switching languages when speaking with good friends.
- Shake hands with the policeman who stops your car.
- Think a 2 hour church service is too short.
- Can't finish a sentence en un solo idioma.
- Have 6 different varieties of ants in your house and you ignore all of them.
- Your children think it is acceptable to kiss strangers...
- Your kids can recite from memory the airplane safety speech but draw a blank on the "Pledge of Allegiance."
- Your woman's magazines are at least 6 years old, but you still pass them along to friends.
- Bring a bag lunch and a novel when you go to the bank.
- Know your height in meters and your weight in kilos.
- Are okay driving without brakes, but would never do so without a horn.
- Are surprised when the electricity has stayed on all day.
- Can't figure out how to turn the water on in a U.S. bathroom.
- Thought iPod was a disease.
- Think Bimbo means a kind of bread.
- Point with your lips.
- Miss getting junk mail.
- Walk into a church and are given 2 minutes warning that, not only are you speaking, but you are translating for yourself.
- Don't have any pages left in your passport.

Not all of these apply to me, but they are funny anyway! :)